Main,Mitthu aur Mitthu ke Papa!!!!!

Although nt many people think this way but my mom is now feeling that I m at an age and now she has this responsibly of finding a suitable match 4 me. The one who is.. ”aankh ka andha,ganth ka poora!!” that means who is blind so that he will never know that I look like a donkey and who is true to his words so he wont think to divorce me when he’ll find out my level of madness…..
“Mehandi hai rachne wali..haathon mein gehri laali….”

Anywz..this whole idea of my sweet, darling ma is increasing my anxiety..since the day we had serious talk about my further education n her plans of my very arranged marriage, I couldn’t stop thinking about what will be life after that.
“Chocolate,lime choos,icecreame,toffeeyan…pehle jaise ab mere shouk hain kahan??”

First point, Arrange marriage…ahum!!!ladka kaisa hoga yaar??????I mean bahut boring hua to???mujhe zyada nautanki bhi nai chahiye par yaar kuch sense of humour to ho.Bahut gudlooking nai chahiye..par aisa bhi na ho ke bas jhile hi na!!!
“Achche ghar ka ladka hai par,hak-haklata hai..munh mein daant nai hai fir bhi paan chabata hai….”
Mummy……main nai shadi karoongi aise ladke se……..bachaao….

Chalo theek hai…ladka is cool,intellectual,mature,sweet guy..and pata..i started liking him..the way he flirts and all his romantic ideas of candlelight and long drives is fascinating me n I m all set to get married….
“Mujhe tum chupke,chupke jab aise dekhte ho….achche lagte ho!!!!”

what about INLAWS?????????
Ailla….saasuma yadi lalita powar hui to?????
“Kya se kya ho gaya, bewafaa..tere pyaar mein….”
Pata chala mujhe jala ke hi maar diya,..

Ab yeh bhi assumption lelo ki saasumaa mast, rocking lady hai..aur bajarang bali ki kripa se grahasti bhi theek thaak chal rahi hai...
Main mera mitthu aur mitthu ke papa!!!!!!
“Yeh tera ghar yeh mera ghar,kissi ko dekhna ho agar..to pehle aake mang le,teri nazar meri nazar!!”

Ab mitthu ki zimmedaari hai bhai…..raat mein royega, khana kya khayega,uska naam kya rakha jayega,school kaunsa hoga???,sanskaar bhi dene padenge,nai to bachche haath se nikal jaate hain….aur mujhe to ladki chahiye thi…mitthu ki behan….planning karni padegi na!!!!…. ;)..mitthu to sambhalta nai,mitthu ki behan kya khaak sambhlegi,par ladki chahiye!!!!!!..…mummy ko bulaao…..mummy bachao!!
“Kya Karen,kya na Karen yeh kaisi mushkil haaye..koi to batade iska hal o mere bhai..”

mitthu ke papa ko to kaam se aur computer taakne se fursat nai,busy person u see….all he cares about his work n office..kaam kaam kaam..no aaram..

computer –meri saut….to ghar ke sab kaam mujhe hi karne honge na……ghar office,mitthu,mitthu ki behan(kabhi to hogi na...abhi nai hai to kya hua!!!!)….
“Jaaun kahan bata aiye dil….duniya badi hai sangdil….chandani aai ghar jalane……..”

HA HA HA!!!

On a serious note…nowadays this topic rules my mind..
(kaisa hai kaun hai who jaane kahan hai,jiske liye mere honthon pe haan hai!!!!)
And very seriously I think…m I that mature and responsible that I m ready for a full fledged upside down…naah..i dont think so..
abhi to…:”papa ki pari hun main….”

so this very post is dedicated to my beloved ma....who wants me to get married so that she can play with mitthu n mitthu ki behan.....because she thinks i m a grown up gal now..cause she thinks ke bhabhi ka bhai looks gud,got handsum salery and belongs to gud family background and rejecting their proposal will be a foolish act....

Its nt a gudda gudiya ka khel buddy...its about my life...i m nt sure i m able to take decisions 4 my life but i want to take decision for my children....to mujh chotu si bachchi ko thoda grow karne do.....till then..

"Jhoola baahon ka aaj bhi do na mujhe..mumma god mein utha lo na aaj mujhe,

kad se hun badi,mann se choti main...aaj bhi maan lo zidd meri.....

jhula jhula.."

:)